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[blooded]

DAMON SALVATORE (174) swipe right if you want to go out for a bite. otherwise, taken.

DAMON SALVATORE (174) don't get attached.

DAMON SALVATORE (174) co-owner of the bloody mystic. asshole. taken.

✓ <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>

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Comments

[pleasant]

✓

Are you as Italian as your last name?

[blooded]

✓

Cosa ne pensi?

[ damon was born in america and has spent the majority of his life there, but his dad was an immigrant and he made sure his sons knew the language, so he's italian enough to fuck with dick, at least. ]

[despising]

✓

You don't look twenty-five.

[ Says the boy that looks 14.

The real question is, is that an insult??? ]

[blooded]

✕

And you look like a toddler. Guess neither of us looks our age.

[gbpp]

{Run; 'cuddlr script'}
✓

[blooded]

✓

I think I'm a little young for you.

( ahhh, vampire age jokes. never get old. )

[64th]

✓

Tall, dark, and handsome?

[blooded]

✓

Not that tall. Also taken, if that affects your swipe.

( damon literally hasn't touched his cuddlr in like a month, he hasn't updated it to reflect his change in relationship status. whoops. )

[glimpsing]

✓

[mindmeld]

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[ Does food really hold that much of an appeal? ]

this is gross

[martyric]

✓

now who thought of a clever, witty profile like that? they must be amazing.

( god elena u r embarrassing )

[blooded]

✓

You know, I have it on good authority that they're the wittiest, most beautiful person in the city.

( not as embarrassing as damon, lbr. )

[mordacita]

[ Italian name? Check. Biting? Even more of a check.

Those eyes would've had him just by themselves, though. ]

✓

hello

is the biting a promise? i would enjoy that.

[blooded]

( damon doesn't really do cuddlr anymore, because he's got elena and he doesn't really care about anything else — but this guy is apparently 273 years old and is king of the vampires. so yes, he'll swipe right, why not. )

✓

Well, aren't you forward. The biting's actually more of a figure of speech, it means taking someone out for a meal.

It's also my funny way of subtly saying I'm a vampire, let me gnaw on your veins, but you don't seem so concerned with the subtlty.

[lassoes]

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I have expensive taste.

[blooded]

( why does he keep forgetting to update this damn thing..... )

✓

You certainly look like it, but I don't mean that kind of bite.

un: ghostking

[deathkid]

✓

[ in italian: ]

rafa told me about you
that you speak our language

[blooded]

✕

No offense, but you're a bit young for me.

( says the guy whose girlfriend is literally 153 years younger than him..... (in italian, because sure, rafa, just give away all his secrets. )

Is that all he told you?

[cosmik]

✓

a bite of what 👀🔪

[blooded]

✕

You.

( don't mind the x, misha, damon's having a bit of a shitty month since his girlfriend went home and it's making him an ass. )

[varou]

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Biting is a good way to meet your lover's business partner, right?

[blooded]

( damon would generally not be giving anyone checks at this point buuuut. this one is attached to rafa, which means rafa will hear if he's been antisocial. so. )

✓

( just for you, hunter. )

As good a way as any, probably. You're with Rafa?

[legilimensed]

✓
174? That's quite an age, isn't it?

[blooded]

✓

I use a lot of anti-aging creams.

[hasitsthorns]

✕

Not because you're unattractive, just
The 'taken' thing

[rayburn]

✕

I was going to ask if only your asshole was taken, but you actually used punctuation. Ruining all my fun.