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[blooded]

DAMON SALVATORE (174) swipe right if you want to go out for a bite. otherwise, taken.

DAMON SALVATORE (174) don't get attached.

DAMON SALVATORE (174) co-owner of the bloody mystic. asshole. taken.

✓ <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>

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Comments

[despising]

For all you know, Mr. Dracula, I could be a toddler. I could very well look my age.

How old are you really, sate my curiosity.

[blooded]

I don't know what you're talking about, kid.

( gdi caroline this is all your fault somehow, damon knows it. )

[despising]

Not a kid. But compared to you, possibly, I mean it depends on how old you actually are. The one vampire I met was one of those gross old crypt vampires, who knew that there were Egyptian vampires? I digress. You're more of the Brad Pitt vampire sort, good for you.

[ Elliot he said you look like a toddler don't flirt with the vampire. ]

I bet you if we met in person I could prove you're a vampire. Without hurting you. Unless your afraid of someone who looks like a toddler.

And before you get it in your head, no I'm not a bloody vampire hunter, I've got way better things to do, you guys are actually rather beneficial to my life.

[ .......Elliot you're being sketchy af even at a vampire, c'mon. ]

[blooded]

( waaaaaait a second. "brad pitt vampire". he saw someone say that in caroline's post outing herself. )

You talked to Caroline Forbes, didn't you? You're the one who eats death energy, or whatever.

Yeah, I'm not meeting you. Go suck on vampire barbie, she's enough of a bleeding heart for it.

[despising]

Was that their name? Seemed annoyingly goody goody to me. Who outs themselves for other people's comfort?

So you are afraid of someone who looks like a toddler? Mr. Dracula you're not very frightening for a vampire.

What if I offered blood in return? I'm sure blood bags are about as thrilling as a stroll through the forest is for me.

[blooded]

( elliot you are speaking damon's language... in the most obnoxious way possible. why. )

Caroline Forbes the moron does.

( elena probably would have too, if she felt she had a reason to. thank god she didn't, damon doesn't want her anywhere near elliot. )

I'm not afraid of you, I'm selfish. It's my death energy. Go die and get your own, if you want it that badly.

Pass.

[despising]

She must be new. Or just incredibly stupid and lucky.

[ He's never actually met her in person, but he has a feeling he wouldn't get along with her, she seems too... Good. He likes his nest in the Chaotic Neutral Zone. ]

I'm not a big fan of dying myself, actually. Bit hypocritical of me, I know.

[ S I G H. Since when were vampire such huge babies. ]

See you say selfish and I just read "scared because I've never had anyone fiddle with my death energy before." Which doesn't hurt and actually regenerates for you lot.

Okay, fine, something more simple. Let me buy you normal lunch and show you I'm not a scary evil little vampire murderer and if you still think I am you can leave with an interest conversation and free food? No death energy, no cuddling, no blood, well actually I don't care about sharing, unlike you. We're in a city that watches our every move with magic, even if I wanted to harm you I couldn't.

[ Besides, you're in his realm of creepy crawlies, he would feel rude hurting a vampire for no reason. ]