( damon can practically feel drama dripping off this text. he's had to get very attuned to it, in the past year and a half in mystic falls, and he likes to think he has a pretty good sensor for what will and will not start his life on a roller coaster of bullshit. this text is practically screaming TERRIBLE THINGS ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN!
which means, of course, that damon's going to answer it with a drink in hand. after a slight pause, long enough to pour himself two fingers of bourbon, damon texts back. )
I'm out. ( she hits send before she can back out, and although the meaning is probably fairly transparent she follows it up with context a moment later. ) Of donations, I mean. It's not code red or anything, but if you've got the synthetic stuff on hand it'd be helpful.
( helpful if people want to watch her puke twenty minutes later but y'know. details. )
If you eat the synthetic stuff, what will happen? Can you even keep it down?
( damon's not about to enable elena's dumbass martyrpire shtick. she transitioned, she gets to live with the consequences. he's already drafting a "hey, me and my friend need blood donations, who's game?" post for the network in his head. )
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which means, of course, that damon's going to answer it with a drink in hand. after a slight pause, long enough to pour himself two fingers of bourbon, damon texts back. )
Could be. Why?
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( helpful if people want to watch her puke twenty minutes later but y'know. details. )
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( damon's not about to enable elena's dumbass martyrpire shtick. she transitioned, she gets to live with the consequences. he's already drafting a "hey, me and my friend need blood donations, who's game?" post for the network in his head. )