( she debates whether or not to keep it to herself, suck it up and stomach the synthetic blood, but in the end the very human housemate kind of outweighs the weird stubborn insistence to act like Everything Is Fine Always. )
( damon can practically feel drama dripping off this text. he's had to get very attuned to it, in the past year and a half in mystic falls, and he likes to think he has a pretty good sensor for what will and will not start his life on a roller coaster of bullshit. this text is practically screaming TERRIBLE THINGS ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN!
which means, of course, that damon's going to answer it with a drink in hand. after a slight pause, long enough to pour himself two fingers of bourbon, damon texts back. )
I'm out. ( she hits send before she can back out, and although the meaning is probably fairly transparent she follows it up with context a moment later. ) Of donations, I mean. It's not code red or anything, but if you've got the synthetic stuff on hand it'd be helpful.
( helpful if people want to watch her puke twenty minutes later but y'know. details. )
If you eat the synthetic stuff, what will happen? Can you even keep it down?
( damon's not about to enable elena's dumbass martyrpire shtick. she transitioned, she gets to live with the consequences. he's already drafting a "hey, me and my friend need blood donations, who's game?" post for the network in his head. )
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dusts this off w/drama, how apt
Are you at home?
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which means, of course, that damon's going to answer it with a drink in hand. after a slight pause, long enough to pour himself two fingers of bourbon, damon texts back. )
Could be. Why?
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( helpful if people want to watch her puke twenty minutes later but y'know. details. )
no subject
( damon's not about to enable elena's dumbass martyrpire shtick. she transitioned, she gets to live with the consequences. he's already drafting a "hey, me and my friend need blood donations, who's game?" post for the network in his head. )