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[abetting]

It's not like we talk about the laws and regulations of life as a vampire, we're busy people.

So you can't come in.

Why doesn't she want you in?

[blooded]

She didn't want me in. Past tense. We're together now.

Because she was attracted to me and it scared her, and she thought having space would make it easier for her to resist me :)

[abetting]

That's.

News.

Huh.

You know it looks really passive-aggressive when you insert smiley faces in relationship texts, right?

[blooded]

I was born in 1829 but I'm from 2012, I know how to text, genius.

Are you going to invite me into the apartment or not?

[abetting]

Depends on what I get out of it.

It is legally my house, after all.

[blooded]

Well, at least you're not a moron. What do you want?

[abetting]

What's on the table?

Wait, you're sleeping with Elena, right? Just so I know where things stand.

[blooded]

Yes, I'm sleeping with Elena. I'm dating Elena. I can hold your hand if you're hard up for cuddle partners, though.

[abetting]

I'm sleeping with Piers.

Dating him, I guess. It's been a year.

So it's just hand-holding?

[blooded]

If I knew who that was I'm sure I'd be very happy for you. I might even get you an anniversary card.

That's all I'm willing to do with someone I'm not dating, yes. And I'm not going to pay you to get into Elena's house.

[abetting]

I've got a very empathic "screw you" to go with that card, would you like it now or later?

If I give you permission, can it be restricted to just a certain area of the house?

[ What's the point of being a law student if you can't explore vampire invitation laws? ]

[blooded]

Never's fine.

What? No. It's all or nothing, I'm in or I'm out.

( it's fucking magic connor, why would it work like that? )

[abetting]

Good with me.

You're not allowed in the rooms upstairs, outside of Elena's. You can't feed on any of the animals in the house. You don't feed inside the house, period. These terms okay with you?

[blooded]

Didn't Elena tell you anything about being a vampire before you started living with her? Animal blood's just shy of useless. Fido is safe from me.

Your room, too. Just let me in.

fucking you didn't see that

[abetting]

I only found out about her being a vampire when she fed on me and nearly bled me dry.

[ He had to be saved. To be fair, though, he volunteered. ]

I'm not inviting you in over text.

:)

[blooded]

( damon will never not be pissed off at the version of him who was here before and somehow left elena to do all her vampiring alone. )

She was new, and she didn't have anyone to teach her not to kill. Not her fault.

( probably he already knows that if he's still living with her, but still, damon feels the need to protect his girl. )

Wouldn't work anyway. It has to be a verbal invitation, in front of the door.

I'm free if you want to get this over with now :)

[abetting]

[ Previous you also slept with pretty much everyone, enjoy that rep too, hey. ]

I never said I blamed her. Just that I had a rough intro to the "vampires are real" class.

I'll set the dog outside. If Kitty starts sounding annoyed I'll know you're there.

[blooded]

Please do not tell me naming the dog Kitty was Elena's idea.

( any further texts will get no response; instead damon will just show up outside the apartment and knock to announce his presence. )

[abetting]

It was mine, thanks.

[ He always has to get a word in, even if it's a bad idea. He does open the door with his phone in hand, and— ]

Well, your face didn't change.